today something has come into your hands accidentally; something lost or perhaps abandoned. You may have picked it up off a wet sidewalk, or found it lying on the seat of a downtown bus. to flip pages click the page number at the bottom right of the page

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WoW (^8-bit ASCII^) Hardcore!

For a long time now I have liked taking long tests with people so...

I was under the impression that calling your friend on the phone was a way to forget about your putrid breath after eating that triple onion cheese steak.

that's cool.

congradulations to the people of the UK for finally allowing freedom of information
you may now do the following legally:

for any Negatives, copies of photographs and DATA that entered UK Legal territory since 1999 to the present:
1. Sell to ANYWHERE in the world and ANY amount of copies.
2. Reverse Engineer any application

If countless numbers of militant lesbians aren't crying this weekend they should be.

do you know the truth?

Once upon a time not so far from where your reading this evil stuffy power hungry faculty censored the free speech of leftist students. The students protested and eventually commanded respect for their freedom of speech and all was peaceful ... OR WAS IT!

a big Congrat's goes out to dave and Fali.
below is the speach I wrote for there wedding that they didn't invite me to

for all those who had an account but no longer do you stink

good luck z. hope you do better than me lol

I keep thinking how I'm losing touch with new stuff.

ylbissop says hello again and rants about his former web-host! read it NOW!!!

I think that the magic quotes problem has been fixed. now I'll just have to go and remove all the \\\ stuff.
EDIT:: on second thought I think I'll leave trhe old posts as they where originally poasted. check '1 /2 \3 \ ... cool

ok so the site is back as you can see.
and I am sorry to all of you that have been affected.
If you could not send/recieve important mail please resend it now.
I think that shortly I may kill all the email accounts here and get them elsewhere so noone can be accused of spaming.
but I still have no idea what happened or what is going on with the magic quotes problem. and my host has told me that

"we unsuspend the site for you but if we see any unusual activity we will

terminate the site at once and send your site to all host master so will not be

able to host your domainame any where"

RecklessAbandon recently asked if I knew of a way to run osx on windows, a Virtual PC for the intel world if you will. So I did a little research into Marklar (Apple doesn't admit that the 'Marklar' program exists).
In case you don't know when OS X was first created (from BSD) Apple wanted to keep their options open and decided to keep a current OS X port running on x86 machines. This project was codenamed 'Marklar' and it is rumored that this program keeps about a dozen fulltime Apple programmers in cheese.

never, in my wildest dreams, did i think i would see this day. if you told me a year ago that i\\\'d have 2 jobs in the future, i would\\\'ve laughed, but 3...yeah, this is for all you fuckers that like to tease me about slacking, 3 JOBS IN YO FACE!

I am so sorry to anyone who is as annoyed as I am about the bugs with the site. It\\\'s really not my fault. my webhost needs to fix it and they are taking there damn time. in case anyone cares what they need to do is either turn magic quotes off for my site or let me do it in my .htaccess.

have you ever wondered just how little it would take for your PC to be "OWNED" ?

Do you love it when Tech gets microscopic?

If so click the link below

the link

It is the year 2003 and Noah lives in BFE, USA.

The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark.
Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.
"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year." Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping.
"Noah," He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"

everyone should check this out. learn where (psst! corporate, corporate) the word hypoallergenic came from and what standards do or rather don't apply to it.

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ylbissop also loves Gibsons.
The fridge which holds my cheese(I'll get to love for cheese another time) is a Gibson.

A free upgrade for registered users should be comming from Roxio in June. Roxio Inc. announced on Tuesday that they will add DVD Double Layer compatibility to Toast 6 Titanium and Toast with Jam 6. The update will enable users to burn 8.5GB disks, instead of 4.7GB, on a single... one... uno... DVD+R Double Layer (DL) disc.

woah,when did cactuses become an accepted pluralization of cactus? for years i have listened to people terrorize each other over not using cacti to pluralize, and now, this morning, i decided i was fed up with the arcane pluralization, i decided it was time to take a stand, to proclaim my full disdain for this ugly and awkward pluralization and my intention to incorrectly pluralize with cactuses, to set a new trend, in the face of future terrorization and having to explain my position over and over to people.

MOOD:PISSED OFF



Do me a favor everyone take a quick look at this page. Now click on slide 3 "Business strategy" it's short I'll wait while you read it...

a man by the name of ted rall has been flamed and death threated by the masses for a comic which pokes harsh and honest fun at footballer turned army man turned corpse turned hero, pat tillman. anyway, i got a kick out of it so here's the link:

i just wanted to share my joy. at this moment, i am being paid to sit here and type this blog entry. and i'm not slacking off, i'm not sneaking around.
however, i do fear it's the bliss before the storm. usually when your workplace can't find work for you and tells you to entertain yourself for a while, it's not the best sign of things to come. but i will forget that for now and enjoy the "free time" while i can. maybe there'll be some interesting haps in the news today.

"A convenient point of departure is provided by the famous Clark-Trimble experiments of 1935. Clark-Trimble was not primarily a physicist, and his great discovery of the Graduated Hostility of Things was made almost accidentally. During some research into the relation between periods of the day and human bad temper, Clark-Trimble, a leading Cambridge psychologist, came to the conclusion that low human dynamics in the early morning could not sufficiently explain the apparent hostility of Things at the breakfast table - the way honey gets between the fingers, the unfoldability of news-papers, etc. In the experiments which finally confirmed him in this view, and which he demonstrated before the Royal Society in London, Clark-Trimble arranged four hundred pieces of carpet in ascending degrees of quality, from coarse matting to priceless Chinese silk. Pieces of toast and marmalade, graded, weighed, and measured, were then dropped on each piece of carpet, and the marmalade-downwards incidence was statistically analysed. The toast fell right-side-up every time on the cheap carpet, except when the cheap carpet was screened from the rest (in which case the toast didn’t know that Clark-Trimble had other and better carpets), and it fell marmalade-downwards every time on the Chinese silk. Most remarkable of all, the marmalade-downwards incidence for the intermediate grades was found to vary exactly with the quality of carpet.

so, i have some mixed feelings about blogging, i'm sure you've heard them all before, they're not original, so i won't elaborate on them. but i'm taking the plunge, cause frankly, i'm not the kinda person that keeps in touch with people as much as i'd like in an ideal world, and i think most of my friends are the same way. it would be nice to have a place where people can just go and get updates on what's been going on, etc, the things i might not think about 2 months later when i manage to give them a call or vice versa.
so maybe this will go the way of phone calls and vitamins, and other such things that i can't seem to schedule into my life.