(Alternate title: Why this world is crazy and I just can't get enough of it!)

(Atlernate alternate title: How boingboing.net and rhymezone.com entertain when work is just a bore!)

Come see the carnival of wonders
That we call this great earth.
Come see the many blunders
As I attempt this mirth.
Maybe take a tour
Of the works of L. Ron Hubbard
It should be easy to find
Take a map if you're sure
And ransack your cupboard
Its a crazy trip of the mind.

Now on your way if you fly
Remove that metal that you hide
And train your wandering eye
To become a better guide.
If you prefer
To become your own means
Of travelling to these locales,
Maybe create a new transfer
Like those old '80s machines
That will amaze your pals.

Watch the time ping-pong away
As you read your next script
Or find a new, fancy array
For the letters in your crypt.
Time to beware
For in Russia, it is said,
Drugs do you, and that's strong.
But remember to take care
Or heed these words instead,
"Why can't we all just get along?"

So long and thanks for the fish!