nonzero chance Extraterrestrials will rent from us

Alien-33
lately dot and I have been looking for a new roommate so we have been advertising on craigslist. If you've ever used craigslist you know that every once in a while your posting gets so buried that you have to repost to get any response at all. well, when i went to do that today i found a new box witch I joyously checked. ok to Beam your craigslist ad into space. So our roomate advert will be part of the first private communication transmission light years into deep space. you gotta love ebay for it's yard sale qualities. one can only wonder if they come to rent our room then what will they do?

maybe they will swordfight wi

maybe they will swordfight with us.

thanks to members of the astr

thanks to members of the astromonkey fight club I have seen that if I needed to defend myself from sword weilding alien invaders I should call on them.

Did someone say Astromonkey Sword Fight Club?

We do exist! If anyone is interested in coming out to Audubon to try some sword fighting please do let me know. you can contact me here or at swordfightclub@gmail.com.