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I don't know who you are or why you are reading this so lets start with a primer shall we?
So You've Decided You Want To Become a Goth.

Now then Once upon a time there where The Gothics but things have since changed. Unfortunately it's not all Suicide, broken glass, and needles anymore. Many both old and young have taken up other activities like vlogging. But what can you possibly do If your a Goth now? Take up a sexy hobby like G.B.D. or you can join a gothic charity organization like E.A.S. or build your own little Haunted Mansion. but best of all you can just be you like voltaire being mr. smarty pants.