Dear wawa,

I will miss your parking lot full of bikers, your green tea and your speedy service. I will miss your meatball sandwitches and ice cream. I will miss your two for one cigerette deals and the endearingly stupid way you lock your back doors. but fear not for I am not far from a new wawa where all your fine products are available the bikers are replaced by a gaggle of teens and the back doors are never open to me. where the parking lot is congested by it's size and not a bunch of people clammering for gas.

Dear movie store,

I will miss your amazingly inept and unknoledgeable(minus that one cool chick desperatly seeking a conversation) clerks and your collection of mind bendingly brainless, dense, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless, feebleminded, retarded, simpleminded, foolish, idiotic, imbecilic, moronic, ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking, absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, daft, dotty, harebrained, sappy, screwball, fallacious, illogical, irrational, unreasonable popular titles and your non existant collection of "classics" that make your "If you don't like your rental we'll give you another free" promise completly useless.

Dear pep boys,

I will miss your free waiting area where you have to sit and stare at people not working on your car, with complete strangers, idiotic car and busness magazines, useless stuck on an empty windows xp desktop computer, and fuzzy sports tv. and the cool clerk who probably remembers us as the couple that replaced 6 tires on a 4 wheel vehicle in far too short a time period.

Dear stuffed chicken parm at Piatto Pizza Inc,

you are the reason I will be returning, see you soon(I'm not an addict i swear), don't tell the others.

Dear wendy's,

I will miss your dollar menu and the confusion at your drive thru but you shouldn't worry because I ate at your branch here tonite.

p.s. let the branch here know the burgers should be built with the meat in the middle and not on the bottom thanks.

Dear drunken imbiciles and colledge idiots,

shut up, stop falling/wandering in the streets, go home and read a book or learn somthing. In case you still haven't figured it out yet once out of the back door to the bar you cannot re-enter thru the apartment next door no matter how much you want to, and banging on the door while slurring nonsense till your knuckles bleed will not help either. you arn't funny and being able to say the greek alphabet backwards is not an aceivement not being able to isn't charming it's just a sign that you should save what little brain you have left. I would like to thank you most because if you had spent less of your time trying to act and dress like clones while staring at and making fun of me for my uniqueness I might never have learned that kicking your ass in penguin pants in public just to embarass you is only stooping to your level.

-the only thing better than seeing you is seeing you go.

X-guest of 40 east market street apt. 10