if you do not recognize me you need only know that I will soon be your master! You may call me Dr. Cube. for those wising to date me, know of my amazing story and/or, to join my minions or remove a hairlip see here.


But why you may be asking yourself is our illustrious master posting here of all places. This is a excellent question as most of the content contained herein is far below my ingenious capacity.


You may know my three-step plan for world domination consists of genetic modification, mind-controlling propaganda, and terrorizing mankind with my posse of giant, city-crushing monsters. "borrowing" this blog is part of step 2 subscheme zulu you need know nothing more.

the pictures directly to the left and below are of my newest creation(let your ooh's and ahhs commence)




for a mind bendinglly interesting 360 degree view click here who? what? when? where? how? I can hear you puny cerabellum strech already. This my dear friends is you prechous host ylbissop his head and thus his motor function suspended in my supercooled cube of supension Muahahahahaha!


did you forget to ask why? I thought so. why else but for for pure evil. You see I am so undefeatable so brilliant that i come up with plans like this just to be able to get honeys and free drinks on a night out. please refer to the Debauchary below.





step one hire a punky scientist to help with the procedure.



step two conjur up a succubi to spice up the evening.



step three get girls including the girlfriend of the victim very drunk indeed.



fourth step ask them to invie their evil fairy friend to come join the party! who will ask her friends, who will ask their friends and so on. Till the party spins out of controll taking on a life of it's own and eventually becoming my most powerfull kaiju to date!!!



Fifth and final step bring the ever expanding party full of destruction an mischeif to the streets and eventually to your house.