fast food pirates

first off pirates where mean there never was much difference between pirates and terrorists so all you with a pirate fetish I hope you understand that you are supporting a culture of fear-mongering. with that out of the way...
I would like to quickly mention how idiotic some advertisers are you may have seen this already but just in case you didn't Ronald is no longer satisfied with us just being oral with his burgers he wants us to take it to a different level. I mean your a modern thinking dollar menu guy right?